Last Night, my wife and I went to one of our favorite neighborhood restaurants to kick off our anniversary weekend. It will remain nameless as to avoid any negative backlash from this post. There were certainly a lot of people there and one very large, very full table in the back. A table that we […]Read more "To The Helicopter Parents of Seventhia, The Princess and Apparently Future Savior of the World…"
This morning I was drinking coffee and digging through twitter, facebook, and google+. I saw a post that said “imperfect, im perfect, i’m perfect.” Regardless of the literary late term abortion “im perfect” is, my anger cores began to lightly hum. Then I slowly began to realize that I may be an asshole. Here […]Read more "You Aren’t Perfect, You Never Will Be, You’re Just Okay, Get Better Soon."
Now that I have put myself on the road to be in several people’s Google search results, I would like to talk about the body parts thrice mentioned above. For years we have used slang for such words to express certain human traits. I am talking about dick and pussy – hereby known as […]Read more "Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina: Their Slang Terms And How We Have Been Using Them Wrong."
Fat people. They are everywhere, every ethnicity has ‘em and according to the news we will be getting more of ‘em. I could throw some fancy statistic at you showing all of this, but I thought I would give you something to google. What I am concerned with is, even though there is a […]Read more "Fat: The Socially Acceptable Word and the People You Can Still Make Fun Of."
I recently had a birthday. While I don’t feel old, I am sure there is some parent’s hand me down iPhone wielding, tiny plastic skateboard riding, training hipster out there that will notify me that I am not a spring chicken. Anyway, I have been around a while. My wife felt that I should […]Read more "Neo-Geo Acquired! Mission Accomplished."
Who hasn’t heard the news. Thor is getting a sex change. I don’t know why. I don’t care how. I’ve never really cared about Thor. And I believe there-in lies the reason. Don’t get me wrong. I think it is great that Marvel is seemingly brazen enough to change a character’s gender or […]Read more "By Odin’s Beard, Thor Is A Girl!"