To The Helicopter Parents of Seventhia, The Princess and Apparently Future Savior of the World…

  Last Night, my wife and I went to one of our favorite neighborhood restaurants to kick off our anniversary weekend. It will remain nameless as to avoid any negative backlash from this post. There were certainly a lot of people there and one very large, very full table in the back. A table that we […]

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You Aren’t Perfect, You Never Will Be, You’re Just Okay, Get Better Soon.

  This morning I was drinking coffee and digging through twitter, facebook, and google+. I saw a post that said “imperfect, im perfect, i’m perfect.” Regardless of the literary late term abortion  “im perfect” is,  my anger cores began to lightly hum. Then I slowly began to realize that I may be an asshole.  Here […]

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Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina: Their Slang Terms And How We Have Been Using Them Wrong.

  Now that I have put myself on the road to be in several people’s Google search results, I would like to talk about the body parts thrice mentioned above. For years we have used slang for such words to express certain human traits. I am talking about dick and pussy – hereby known as […]

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