For those not in the know, Hasbro made phallic extruder and put it in a Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain play set. There was some huge stink. Some woman proclaimed it ruined Christmas. Right-wing libertarian bloggers have labeled the images NSFW! I don’t know what the hell they are going to do with it. I […]Read more "The Incident On Cake Mountain."
A couple of years ago I walked into Target Canada and saw the horrendous capitalist abortion, The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition. Yeah, a tradition of lead paint, smoking while pregnant and hating Russians. Holy crap, what decade is this thing from? Honestly, has opening up a box of Kraft Dinner become […]Read more "The Elf On A Shelf Can Go Stuff Itself!"
Okay, I am a vegetarian! My wife and I pretty much went cold tofurkey back in November of 2007. She had made a bet with a co-worker that she won within a month. After that, there was two month transition, where we settled our accounts, cleaned out the freezer, and had our last traditional […]Read more "One Small Observation From A Vegetarian In Regard To Gluten Free People."