I thought I would have my post ready first thing this morning. Unfortunately, that isn’t the case. So go ahead and pencil in some time this evening to partake in a hot off the press post. Read as I try to crack jokes and accept the news of the really, really, really big earthquake that is predicted to hit the Pacific Northwest in five minutes or five hundred years. It will be a good one, I promise.
While you wait, why not check out one of my favorite posts I’ve read in the last eight hours: