(Continued From) When you woke up, you were older and more sentient. You knew everything, particularly what you liked. Elf boobs and bastard swords! You had started reading Choose Your Own Adventures and Goosebumps. Started hanging out with the twins, maybe the Majeres, could have been Sweet Valley High. Damnit if both sets of […]Read more "Another Article, Another Print Books Are Dead Headline. Part Two: Elf Boobs and Bastard Swords."